im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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