I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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