: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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