Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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