I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize