Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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