i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
its liver damage thursday
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