some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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