he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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