How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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