I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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