Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
it glows. i had to have it.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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