This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Your penis caused this!
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