i think i have herpe
just one?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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