what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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