in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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