You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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