1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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