yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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