Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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