I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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