Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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