I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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