if i can run in heels then i can drive
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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