Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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