Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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