The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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