What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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