I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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