i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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