Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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