It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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