I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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