last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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