Me. At least after what I've been through.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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