Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so let's talk penis.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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