I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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