You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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