What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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