love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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