I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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