he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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