i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
