Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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