I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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