This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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