Its about making memories worth repressing
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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