school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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