C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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