just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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