I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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