I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can you bring me the toilet please
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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