I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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