We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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